Limericks on Why Life Sure is Grand.

(*above: Oakland’s Gem: The incredibly majestic, stunning, Grand Lake Theater.

First day of May,
2008.

1.
There once was a girl named Ruby
Who really wanted to watch a movie
She took her best friend
To the theatre on Grand
And my, that sure was groovy.

2.
The theater was oh so glamourous
Matter of fact, it was marvelous
Had an old-time flair
With red velvet on the chair
Oh, how it felt so amorous!

3.
She went to watch Harold and Kumar
Oh dear, the jokes went too far!
She heard many a’ sex innuendo,
Fart sounds crashing into crescendo
But still, she laughed oh too hard!

4.
Then off to Amoeba for new music
She had a craving the size of a Buick
Oh how she wanted Santogold
“Album’s hella tight” she was told
When she listented, OH SHIT! She was too sick*!!!

5.
Next she saw Drizz Paps and Phatty


When Ruby sees them she gets happy
She laughed with Maileezy
Hugged tight her Khaleezy

Oh, how life is sweet as a peppermint patty!

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